Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops common sense and good ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer shows little sign of breaking down in the near future – unfortunately.
Girafitti: Vandalism spray painted very, very, high up…
Sarchasm: The mental gulf between the author of sarcastic wit – and the person who “just doesn’t get it”.
Inoculatte: To take your coffee intravenously because you are running late (or just have too much blood in your caffeine stream)